Can you believe it's almost 2011 ? and I wonder why I am buying fewer and fewer cards

Every year after Thanksgiving I purchase Christmas cards that I send out to my friends so I can mail them on the last day of November. I don't buy them by the box because those are generally really boring "Fa La La Merry Christmas" with boring, glittery elves and Santas and shit on them. My friends have grown to expect a card from me that says "JoJo"  sent this" which usually involves something inappropriate for the season. I also sign them with crazy things like "You need to start being a better friend to me, Motherfucker  ." I just make sure I call them names somewhere in there so they know they're special to me. Anyway, since I'm not buying each of you a card, I thought I'd take a photo of this year's card and post it here for all of you.

And since the Christmas season is upon us, I have to go now and put up some decor's  my Christmas tree.